Buy a heart attack or mild stroke for 2.99 plus tax

Hiya, so I work here:
I serve about 92 medium fries every six hours, and maybe 48 large fries. Small fries (which by the way is a serving of grain) is probably at 3 every six hours. I've never eaten McDonald's food and never plan to. Yes I work here, but it's a job. Here's a few problems with people who come to McDonald's.



First, don't complain that McDonald's makes your kids fat, if you take them here and force them to eat a big mac meal with a large fry you are actually making your kids fat. Don't blame the cashier I didn't bring your child out to McDonald's and give them a meal that is actually too much for any healthy human being to eat let alone a kid.

Second, fries. If they are cooked in grease and fried in grease and you think your going to be healthy without putting salt on your fries and then ordering yourself two large fries. You might as well order yourself a large fry with salt. I'm a cashier and a fry runner, not only are the fries greasy after they come out, but even in the frozen sack they're greasy, so before we even take them out and fry them in grease. The healthier choice would've had to be go to a grocery store and make yourself a salad with croutons and nuts. Half the calorie count and you don't have to worry about salt.

Third, woman! If they just came out of the frier they are as fresh as we are allowed to serve them if your taste buds don't work to taste the fries the right way it's your problem. Don't make me make you another two batches just so you know they are "fresh" to your standards.

Lastly, Fourth there was this woman last night and in the midst of five thousand orders hers really wasn't that bad... a large fry is 2.99 plus tax usually comes to 3.14 all together. At first her order seemed reasonable she wanted 4 double quarter pounder with cheese meals all with large fries all she wanted for drinks was two pops, she wanted it for here... So it was served, and then I was asked to go out and clean. I saw her out of the corner of my eye and in the back tucked in corner there she was, by herself it took me half an hour to clean the lobby, in which time she devoted that to demolishing her four meals... Later that night when I noticed she had left to got to timhortons beside McD's an ambulance arrived at timmies... someone had had a heart attack and when they were filling the ambulance I reconized the lady. I'm just saying, she came in every night it's like she wanted to have a heart attack last night. It's concerning... 

NOTE Don't complain to cashiers about you being fat your fries are wrong cause chances are you're just being a dick to someone else because you can't admit your self that you can't cook and we do everything for you.